Half truths and 3/4's lies


Pretty much random stuff



This fucking woman

my future

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hes not even down on one knee. he’s down on both knees with those cheep ass weed socks and converse shoes this girl needs to love herself

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"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock

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Professor got cake tho

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Kenya Moore and Miss Lawrence Shining Bright Like A Diamond! 💎 

please, they look oily as hell

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William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

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make me choose
daceymormonts asked: diagon alley or hogsmeade

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this is so sad

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